I always felt a bit awkward writing these bio snippets. It almost feels like introducing yourself to an AA meeting. I suppose an elegant solution might be to get disgustingly famous. I mean, who would ask Madonna for a brief bio, right?
“Kostas Kiriakakis! He got famous just so he wouldn’t have to write a bio ever again!”
A bit of an overkill but it might work.
Back to the drawing board. So much stuff to be drawn, so little time.